CHICAGO, IL - On Saturday a naked woman claiming to be the "goddess of the train" halted southbound Red Line service for a short time until police could escort her off to jail at the Granville station.

Luckily for passengers, she was pleasant to look at while doing this but slapped a few people along the way, according to source.

You know how cold it is in the CHI, so we know she was freezing her butt off.

The "goddess" said she was going to the front car to drive the train and

told everyone else to get off.

Police says the 31-year-old woman suffers from mental illness.

Sad isn't it? She is in our prayers!